Thursday, October 29, 2009

Newsssssssss

The latest update from Kerala is that there is a dire shortage of toys especially balls and balloons in the Thrissur district. There have been random sightings of an energetic boy tagging along two tired but very happy grand parents. The animals at the zoo have not yet recovered from yesterday's onslaught.
The love birds at home are scared to even say "chirp chirp" as each time they open their mouth, a small hand beats on the cage and says Chup! The frogs and fishies do not have it any better. The grand parents are blackmailed with a firm "Go to der". If by any chance they rebel and do not obey his highness's command, they are immediately brought under control by the magic words " mama... dada..". They tremble at the very thought of Mr.Mowgli becoming sad. And he knows that. He is gonna have a culture shock when he gets back to Blore! :-)
On the other hand, the blood pressure levels in Cochin district have come down after having shot up to astronomical levels due to Miss Cocoa going on a starvation strike. My dad says its because she was missing us. My mom says its because my dad tied her out in the sun for an hour for two days. She was given a royal treatment after that. AC bedroom, sausages to snack on, beef soup , and what not. She is fine ; relaxing and enjoying the five star treatment. She is also gonna have a culture shock when she gets back to Blore! :-)
P.s. She put her paws on my mom's shoulders and gave her a big lick. Gave my mom the scare of her life!!!

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