Dumbness Personified

Stand in front of the house and repeatedly jab the unlock button on the car key and wonder why the front door is not opening automatically!!!

Takes a couple of tries before I realize what I'm doing.Sheepishly open the front door with the key and then notice two sets of neighbours staring at me!!!!

conversations

BH to me "oh.. You coloured your hair by yourself."
"Yup. How did you know?"
"Your ears are black!!!"
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"Mama, Mowgliku no frens in daycare. ellarum go home."
"So what. You go make new friends. When mama joined college, I had no friends at all. Then I went and made friends with different people. see, dada was my friend in college."
Mowgli takes some time to digest this nugget of wisdom. He looks at the BH with a confused look and then back at me "dada was your fren in college?"
"Ya"
"then why is he here now also?????" (Friends are supposed to go home, why is the dada still with us?)
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"Mamade chweetie baby aara?"
"Bambi" she gurgles
"Mamade cutie pie aara?"
"Bambi" a chubby dimpled cheek smiles
"Mamade naughty baby aara?"
"MOWGLI!" she laughs out!
This girl!!!
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You know when the girl is spending too much time with her brothers when she insists on standing and peeing! Just like the boys!

All prepared!

I am going down to play shuttle

Okay.. but why are you taking so many things?

With an exasperated look at me!

Mama. See. Shuttle to play.

When I am hungry ,I want to eat chips

When I am thirsty, I want to drink juice

When I win, I want to write it down!!!!

p.s. the hairband is because mowgli and his dada have decided to grow their hair long.