Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Mowglisms

'Dada, Mowgli superman aano?'
Puzzled dada."athentha Mowgli?'
'Athile.. Nandita paranjello Mowgli Superman aanennu. Appam Mowgli Superman aanu'.
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'Mama, Bambi touched my pramates'
'What?'
'Yes. She touched.'
'What????'
'My pramates.' pointing to his bum.
Oh. Privates!!! ( after the good touch bad touch talks, i hear this all the time)
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'Mama, Mowglinu standardizer venam'
That was sanitizer!
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'Mama, you want to buy for me C.H.I.J.K'
'What is that?'
'Mango bar'
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Sternly to us:
'Mama, you want to share your compooter with me.'
'Dada, you want to share your phone with Mowgli. '
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