Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Mr.Mowgli unlimited

After opening the gate for my father in law umpteen times ‘Uma, nammukoru sekoority ne veykaam. Gate open cheyan’
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To my mother in law who is trying hard to finish her cooking before the little imp gets up. “Uma.. ella doosam ivide idli aano? Nammal different different things eat cheyanam. Ennale big and strong aavu”. Flabbergasted MIL makes different things only to have all of them rejected!
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When my aunt offered him a piece of cake, he declined it saying” ithoke junk food alle. Nammal rice chapathi polathe healthy foods kazhikanam.” And then goes on to have two slices of cheese loaded sinfully junk pizza!
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Rejects the custard made by my mother saying he is not hungry. Later on he takes a small spoon to taste and then finishes off two bowls in no time. When asked why he said he didnt like custard, his explanation was " athile.. Mowgli vicharichu mammammade custard mamante custard pole taste alla. athu konda" His mamamma growls at him " I only taught your mama to make custard! "
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The car stereo is not working and we are singing (screaming!) 'DK Bose' and 'Rock On' and 'Sadda Haq'. I tell him 'Lets sing a soft song now'. Ókay Mama'and the he starts to whisper 'sadda haq aithe rak'!
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Unable to lift Bambi, he looks at her tummy and says " mama.. she has become one big fat pussy cat ! ini doodhu onnum kodukanda"
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And the sweetest. "Mowgli oru secrud parayatte". He then pulls you towards him and plants one big kiss on your cheek.

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